What is the funniest thing that you have done during sex?


I know that everyone has had embarrasing moments or just done something stupid during sex. Share your story with me. I have done some stupid stuff myself.

Answers:
My husband BROKE my nose... he wanted to seduce me while I was sleeping, he was hoping to umm,,, wake me up!! He climbed in from the bottom of the bed, I got startled, at the same time I sat up is when he leaned forward to kiss me, and WHAM, busted nose, instant gushing of blood, and I quickly looked like a racoon !!!

Other Answers:
well got the rubber all wrong & was left behind
Fart
I whistled.
pee
when i was doing pamela anderson her boobs exploded.
Cant remember any
during sex i was giving oral while a little drunk and puked all over it yukkkkk. needless to say we were donr for the night
well my bf was going a little 2 fast so i heh heh pooped (it aint my fault cause alot
i poopd on her
My friend broke her man's nose during sex. It's a pretty funny story now!
dog got on the bed a licked my husbands butt. I thought it was funny. He didn't.
It was 14 years ago, my 1st time, we were having a hard time, it was her 1st time too. Her mom walked in. I was 16, her 15, needless to say, her mom was not very happy!

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