5 year old loves jokes. What are some good kid jokes?
Answers:
What do you call a cow who munches on your lawn? A lawn Mooer.
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmellow? So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
what has the most stories?
a library.
Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. Why did the elephant paint her toenails red?
A. Because she wanted to hide in a cherry tree.
My church regularly puts "clean" jokes in the newsletter. Why don't you google some Christian humor websites? I suspect you will encounter some jokes appropriate for five year olds....you know, the ones that DON'T begin with, "These three lesbians went into a bar......."
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