ok weather sux today and has me in a lull - what's the funniest thing your child has done recently?
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My 10 month old making faces at me through the mesh on her play pen! I crack up and she keeps doing it to make me laugh! My 2 year old thinks it's hilarious too!
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My daughter is always trying to speak "Spanish" by making up mumbo jumbo type words...it really is funny. She knows how to count to 10 in Spanish but with everything else she just makes it all up and she will sit there with her baby dolls for multiple minutes jabbering away until someone asks her what she is doing and everytime her answer is "I'm speaking Spanish." She is 4 years old today!!
My son is 17 months and last night my husband farted and my son turned his head and mocked him with his mouth. We rolled!!!
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me Wish you you daughter Happy Birthday! well, this is more embarrassing but the other night my husband and i were in the middle of sex. My 10 year old just walked in our room without knocking. So needless to say he saw my *** in the air and so on. Then he said so thats how you have babies.
My son (5)is very curious about the difference between a boy and a girl.
He just figured out that girls wipe when they pee.
His response mommy girls are grouse they wipe when they poop and pee and they bleed.
this observation was hysterical to me.
My son who is nearly 4 has decided today that he is a chef, so he has done everything, and I mean everything with oven gloves on! Watching him try to eat his tea was hilarious, he would not take them off though!!! He even tried to go to bed with them on but I drew the line there! My 2 year old just this morning my husband was getting ready for work and i was busy trying to dress our 1month old and my 14 month old pooped in his diaper and my 2yr old says gross and of course me and my husband said what son and he says Daddy "Baby" cocked (**** in Spanish) in his diaper, so my husband said change his diaper so he goes and gets a diaper asks me for the wipes and I give them to him and he goes over pulls his pants off and at temps to take him diaper off be ore vomiting every where because he said he smelled so bad need to say we had a very funny morning.
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LOving Mother of 3 wounderful boys
My son like most kids does not have the best pronounciation and he told my Accountant the other day "Mommy works the peter!" Meaning mommy works on the computer. He also said the same day after playing a game on the computer "I did it I did it!!! I played with my peter!!" We have since been working on sounding out certain words.
My younger son is 4. we were in this little dr. office waiting room, with several people. it was really quiet except for my son. he fell and says "ouch i hurt my nipple" it was funny, he'd never said that before.We were eating out at a restaurant recently, and the waitress asked my 2 1/2 year old son what he wanted to eat. He replied, "a marmoset!" I couldn't even remember what a mormoset was?! stick both fingers up her nose at the same time (she's only 16 months)
my daughter's 3 years old, anytime she's a little constipated she says "i guess my poop ran out of gas"
My girl is almost 2 and we went to park yesterday b/c it was the first really warm day of the spring. She'd get to top of the slide and I'd say "one..two..three.." and she would refuse to slide until I let her finish counting to 14, which thank goodness is as high as she can go. Let's just say it was funny the first couple times....We're potty training my little boy at the moment and he has managed to get a few hits in his potty. A few days ago he was 'helping' me unpack the dishwasher and he had his plastic cup in his hand - he started to pee and did it in the cup. I'd say he's got the right idea but not quite there yet!
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