What is the most embarrasing thing your child has said in public?
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My son has had two that come to mind...but I know there are more...I used to be an exotic dancer (long before my children came along!!) and not wearing panties (except during periods!) got to be a comfortable habit!! I went to the store and was looking for new panties...and he yells...BUT MOMMY YOU DON'T WEAR PANTIES!! I can see your butt when you get dressed!! The second time was when we went into a bathroom and the lady leaving had left a rather SMELLY after math behind her...my son yells..."GET THE SPRAY MOMMY...SHE POOPED LIKE DADDY!"
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Don't have any children but my younger brother once called a male sales assistant "Spot The Dog!".
While visiting a friend for the first time, my daughter shouted down the stairs from the loo,
'Mum, is this toilet clean enough for me to sit on?'
I was mortified, thankfully my friend thought it funny.
well, i don't have any children, but i once said when i was small that i didn't have any lunch money because my dad got laid. (I was supposed to say he got laid off, but i got it wrong...)
My two year old once "stage-whispered" to me that the checker at the grocery store "must have forgot to shave her moustache today." Of course, he was right, but I was glad she wasn't a waitress who could secretly spit in our food.
I have so many of these stories it is not even funny. My daughter is very outspoken, and not afraid to say whats on her mind, from the time she began talking to present she continues to embarrass me.
Once in our local Wal-Mart, we were looking through the clothes and my daughter suddenly say ( loud as can be) " Mom! Look! That lady is picking her Nose! Gross! "
I'm sure it was more embarrassing for the woman she pointed out than it was for me, but I was still pretty darn embarrassed.
when my 14 yr. old was around 5 she told me to stop farting she could not breath,and omg it was not me but the lady in front of us in the check out lane....she heard everything!
Ha-ha! I was going to the bathroom in the store. (I had a #2 emergency) My daughter(2yrs) yelled "Mommy you farted."
I was devastated!
I know my children must have said some things, but since I have my friend's daughter with me 5 days a week before school, I remember hers much better.
"My daddy's poo this morning had yellow polka dots." Said to the cashier at a grocery store.
At a clothing store - "I don't have breasts yet, but yours are huger than mommy's."
mommy's penis is broken...from my 2 yr old son..thanks to the wise input by his father. :P
I have a son who is 3yrs old and one time we were at Harvey's he looked around and noticed that the place was pretty packed with senior citizens and he asked me very loudly "does Harvey's make you get old". I nearly peed my pants. I laughed so hard I cried. Another time we were in a taxi and my son again very loudly said "Mom you have a big fat bum". Oh my goodness I could go on and on. One thing I'll say it's never a dull moment with kids around, Go bless them! As much as it's hard work it's moment like that make it all worth while.
My son, who's autistic, was laying on the floor at the supermarket checkout and after looking up an elderly ladies skirt proceeded to tell me, at the top of his voice that the lady wasn't wearing any knickers! Because of his autism he would not stop repeating this over and over again until I gave him a satisfactory explanation as to why not. I nearly died of embarrassment
My son when starting kindergarten was being escorted with me by the vice Principal down to the classroom. As we were walking down she was ahead of us my son turned to me and said "Mommy, how come she is so fat?"
I was at the doctor's with my 2 year old daughter. While in an examination room at the doctor's office I needed to change into a gown and the nurse was asking me questions about my daughters development. The nurse happened to ask at the exact moment I removed my bra "Does she use two or three word sentences yet?" at which point my daughter yelled out "I see your boobies!" The nurse laughed and said "I'll take that as a yes."
shut the **** up sisi---she heard it from a friend who is military, and was talking about work--telling us something someone said. i about died-couldnt punish her tho she didnt know it was a bad thing to say
I nurse my kids and one day my son decided he wanted to nurse and started screaming at the top of his lungs "BOOOOOOOBIE!!!!!!" we were in a very busy restaurant of course! I was soooo embarrassed! He was 15 months old at the time.
An Indian man was in the grocery store with one of those curly mustaches - my daughter called out really loud "Look Momma - a Pirate!" I was so embarassed.
I took my 2 year old son into a family restroom in the mall to pee. There was the usual gaggle of young women around outside, waiting for their friends, giving my son admiring looks as all females tend to, and he was eating it up. We went into the restroom, I changed his diaper, and then I decided to tend to business myself while I was in there. He looked over, saw me doing my thing, and cried at the top of his lungs, "Daddy pee-pee potty!"
Yeah, the women were smiling when I came out, but not at my son, and not quite so kindly.
I was driving with my 5 year old daughter one day. This guy cut me off and without thinking I yelled "You D*ck". My daughter turned to me and asked "Mommy, how did you know his name?" All I could think to say was "Well honey, he just looked like a D*ck". It still makes me laugh.
Another on, is my husband and I were explaining to our daughter about being baptized. We told her all about the how the priest would say some prayers and put water on her head and then he would bless her. She then asked" Does that mean I have to sneeze?" It took a second for it to sink in then we just broke out laughing.
we were standing on line to the deli department and this lady was very tall and big boned and she had so much make up on. and made her look pretty scary to an adult imagine my 4 year old, he said real loud, wow she is really ugly and scary, i was so embarrass i left the store and had a long talk w/ him about that.
Well, my 2 year old and I were at the gas station in Columbus, Ohio. As soon as I got my son out of his car seat and was heading inside, a black male walks by and my son asked me just as he was next to us, "Whats that mommy". I was so embarrassed and just ignored my 2 year old. I wanted so badly to just turn right back around and head for my car. The bad thing is, the man heard him say that. He just looked at my son and laughed. (Thank God). Now, I only go to the pump and pay with my credit card!
My 18 month old said something that wasn't quite embarrassing but adorable.
We were at a store with friends and family when she seen a set of Shrek temp tattoos. She was looking at it very intently and when we asked what she was looking at she pointed at donkey and said "daddy". We all had a good laugh knowing what the alternative name for a donkey was!
I was in a store with my son who just turned 3 and he and my best friend were playing with a farm see and say she was asking him what was the name of the animals when she got to the pig (which was siting up) he said MAMA I was 9 months pregenant and did have a big belly too I had to laugh my friend had to sit down she was laughing so hard
When I was a child my mother was home after an operation when a lady at church asked me what was wrong with her I told her she had went to get fixed like the dog had (my mom had a tubal and the dog got spayed) the lady about died in her pew!
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