From the mouth of babes...?

What is the funniest thing your toddler has ever said?

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It was hailing one winter day & my 2 year old daughter got my attention & very excitedly said, "Mommy, Mommy, oh no, icicles are falling from Heaven!"

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I POOPED chocolate!

my 3 year old daughter says everything funny...from "thats my baby butter wooshich" to taking a bath with her 5 year old cousin who is a boy and looking down saying "mine?" when in 1st grade my son was running around tearing up his classroom his teacher grabbed him and said you have to stop this. He said I cant I had too much sugar on my breakfast cereal
he was in 2nd grade

when my daughter was about two years old she couldnt pronounce her k's so when she would ask for a kiss it sounding like she said piss. It was soo cute. my friends daughter told me last week she had pms she is two

not my toddler but my best friends toddler...

4 year old Bailey's nana has a dacshund named "Patience" and one day Bailey was getting out of the back of nanas car and tripped out of the car because she was in a hurry....so nana looks down at Bailey and says "Slow down Bailey! Patience is a virtue!" and Bailey never missed a beat and looked up at her nana and said "No nana, Patience is a dog!"
I laughed my head off that day! :o)

I have a cousin who told his mommy he did not want to hurt the baby, as he hit the baby with a small pillow. He was told the baby has feelings to, so the older child started to feel sorry for what he had did and replied he did not want to hurt the baby's feelings but he want to rub them as he was holding the baby's hand and rubbing it gently! Ages 4yr old and infant approx 12month old! So, so many! But I guess my favorite was when he was just learning to talk, my son would point to freckles and call them "f*ckers." Still makes me smile!

my son is 5 now, but was in pre-school last year. one day in class they were talking about healthy food and not healthy food. each child had to hold up a food item and say "(item) healthy or not healthy?" and the class would answer and the teacher would tell them if they were correct and explain. well, it was my sons turn and he picked up what was obviously a soda can and said "beer, healthy or not healthy" and the kids had a confused look and the teacher jumped in and said "no, no, he means soda". i wasn't there, but the teacher told me that her and her aid had to take turns excusing themselves from the room to laugh. it is funny because my husband and i, when we drink beer which is rarely, drink from beer bottles. although, my husband and both my sons love to watch the simpsons together.
my 2 1/2 year old loves elvis and dresses up and pretends to be elvis. i've been potty training him the bare bottomed way (no pants on during the day at home). well, he got all dressed up except, of course, the bottoms and he comes running in and tells me, "momma, i elvis!" and runs back to his toy room. on his way he suddenly stopped, turned around and said, "momma, look elvis butt!" and patted his butt. the water in my mouth ended up all over the table.
my husband, my 5 year old, my 2 1/2 year old and i were at a restaraunt waiting for our food and the waitress brought us our silverwear. so my boys like usual unwrapped them and my 2 1/2 year old yells, "momma, daddy f*ck!" my husband coughed his milkshake down and very clearing said, "no, fork." My now 7 year old daughter loved Barney when she was little. Every day when the show ended and they were singing the "I love you" song, my then 2 year old daughter would sing "I love me, You love me."
I miss it.

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