What is one of the funniest comments or questions your little one has asked?
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I have to agree...my four year old comes up with some of the funniest things! She will hear us use a word...and 3-4 weeks later she will use it and what amazes us is that she uses the word correctly. For example, last night my husband finished eating and was sitting at the table. Our daughter wanted a Popsicles since she finished her dinner and told daddy that he could get up now she could see the flowers on the plate which means we're all done. My mother-in-law was sitting there and told her that maybe daddy wasn't done...so my daughter told her grandma "Mal mal...please don't be delusional...daddy has cleaned his plate and now it's time for desert" LOL
Another one is today while we were waiting in line at McDonald's my daughter informed me that the Ford Taurus in front of us is the same car on American Idol! I guess we watch to much Idol! LOL
For the mother that mentioned farting...LOL It's a toddler thing I think. My daughter proudly announces to everyone that she was the one that did it as if she is afraid someone else might take the credit!!! I laugh every time!!!
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my brother asked my mom, "whats this?" and patted himself.but now he calls it his "butt"
Today my 3 yr old son told me he was a booger and he was "going to the booger house." I asked him where that was, and he said "IN A NOSE!"
Effort makes diarrhea- LOL that is great. Mine are constantly coming up with things that make me smile.
My husband teaches at a university. He had some grading to do, and my 3 yo daughter told him that she wanted to grade papers too, so that she could write big zeroes on top! (I told my husband to tell his students that if they make noise during class that he's going to let our daughter do the grading!!) My daughter has been having problems peeing lately, going too often. Before I knew there was a problem, I told her to stop drinking so much milk and she wouldn't have to go to the bathroom as often. So we were sitting at the dinner table last night and my daughter says, "I'm giving up drinking!!". It took me a while to figure out she wasn't talking about alcohol and I wasn't going to have to send my 3-year-old to any AA meetings!! She was remembering what I had told her about milk making her pee. They really do say the funniest things. :o)
Well, back during my senior year in high school, I worked almost all day in the school daycare. It was small, only 10 kids. Well, after nap one day, I was standing by the bathroom door doing potty duty. One of the little boys goes in, uses the restroom and says "Miss Vicki, look!" I thought something was wrong so I turned and looked and he began shaking his penis and said.. "daddy taught me to do this...shake shake shake...shake shake shake...shake your pee pee" I tried so hard not to laugh but it was so cute..and an onlooking girl said..."how come I cant shake mine?" which topped it off...Got to love kids
When my eldest daughter was around four we were discussing what she'd like to be when she grew up. She settled on being a vet and then delighted me by asking "Mummy, what are YOU going to be when you grow up?"My son asked me to turn on the air light because he was hot. He was referring to the ceiling fan.
He calls a Christmas Stocking his "santa foot".
One day we were at my in-laws house. It was summer and the air conditioning was out. My son walked into the kitchen and was lifting his leg way up in the air. He would put it back down and lift the other one. My mother-in-law asked what he was doing. My son very abrubtly, angrily, and loudly shouted "My pee-pee is sticking to my legggg"
My favorite memory: Went to Florida on vacation when he was 2 1/2. This was his first time flying. He sat next to me and I gave him the window seat. He was quiet during the taxi. When the plane throttled up on the runway, while still looking out the window, he started reaching back and tapping me on the arm saying "Its ok daddy, calm down daddy, its ok daddy"
The other night my husband was putting our daughter to bed, she ran in the room and said "I better go to bed before the cops get me and turn me into a peanut butter sandwich with their magic wands!" She will be four in July. Okay I love the pp where the daugher runs around saying she has to go to bed before the cops get her and turn her into a peanut butter sandwich- im still laughing at that one.
My kids say funny things all the time, and sometimes- not so funny. They are funny to me anyway- even if they have just announced for the 15th time today "I've farted Mommy" but one cute thing my almost 4 year old said to my husband, we were at the drive through to McDonalds and sat there at the speaker for about 5 minutes, my husband said "what's taking so long" and my son says, "calm down daddy"- we just looked at each other laughing, it was so cute. Last night I was talking to my 3 (almost 4) yr old, and I asked him to come feel his sissy move (I am 26 weeks pregnant), well he touched my stomach and she kicked hard, he screamed and jumped away and said mommy your tummy is going to blow up! I laughed and laughed.
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