10 pts. to whoever.......?
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there was a mom and a boy walking down the street and the boy hears the word shzit. so he asks his mom "mom what does shzit mean?" Mom: " it means dinner". so they'er walking down the street and the boy hears the F word so he asks
"mom what does @#7 mean?" Mom:"it means changing clothes".
so they'er walking down the street again and he hears the word bastsrd, so he asks "mom what does bastard mean?"
Mom:"it means priest"
So one night the boys parents decide to invite the churche's priest over for dinner,and they were going up stairs to chance before he comes. so they tell the boy to answer the door if he comes. so the boy waits and finally the doorbell rings and the boy answers the door, he says............. "hi bastard shzit is on the table and mom and dad are upstairs "F"ing the end
some screwed up joke huh? but i thought it was funny
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
"Saying macintosh is equal to Windows '95 is like seeing a potato that looks like Jesus and saying you've witnessed the second coming!"--some girl on thesims2.com Bobbing for Frenchfries will never be a favorite among party games.
if i cant get the 10 pts i guess i can get 2 pts....thx 4 it
every aquward silence a gay child is born"yes I may be drunk madam, but you are ugly. At least in the morning I shall be sober..."
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Winston Churchill a horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face?
ummmmmmmmm.......................
'I may be a owner to a broken heart but at least I have a heart'!
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I made it up!
I don't really mean this about your mom but its funny and will probably make u laugh.
Your momma's so stupid she tried drowning a fish.
For everything there is a season for every season there are idiots answering questions like this. THIS JOKE IS CALLED GREEN, PINK, AND YELLOW...
THERES THIS FOREIGN GUY NAMED PABLO..ANDS HE'S JUST CHILLIN IN HIS APARTMENT..AND HERE'S HIS STORY:
THE PHONE GOES GREEN, GREEN, GREEN. I PINK UP THE PHONE AND SAY, "YELLOW, THIS IS PABLO."
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HOPE U ENJOY IT....LOL
there's this guy and his wife, right. they sleep in bed toghether every night, but the husband always wakes up his wife with a long, loud, smelly fart. so every morning she complains about it and tells him to stop, but he just farts and laughs. one day she says, "you know, one day you're gonna fart your guts out." and he just laughs at her and says that's never gonna happen. so this goes on for a few more weeks. one day, the wife wakes up early to prepare the turkey for dinner that night. as she's gutting it, she thinks about "you know, one day you're gonna fart your guts out" so she finishes gutting the turkey and puts all the entrails in a bowl. she sneaks upstairs quietly into their room. then she pulls back the covers. as usual, the guy's not wearing anything, so she just domps the guts behind his butt. she goes back downstairs and starts working on the turkey. about an hour later, she hears the fart. then a loud scream. she chuckles and congratulates herself. a half hour later, her husband comes and she says "what happened honey?" and he says "you remember that time you said I'd fart my guts out?" and she says "yes" trying not to laugh. he says "well this morning, i woke up to find i farted my guts out" and she says "thats horrible" and he says "BUT, by the grace of God and these two fingers, i managed to stuff them all back in."
Bleugh.
another one.
four guys meet up at a college reunion, talking about how proud they are of their sons. one guy goes to the bathroom, and the first guy says: my son works at the head of the motor company and gave his friend a top of the line mercedes for his birthday. the second guy says: my son works at the top of the jet industry and gave his son a private jet for his birthday. the third guy says: my son's so rich, he gave his best friend a 25000 sq ft mansion for his birthday. then the last guy comes back from the bathroom and the other three ask him about his son. he says: my sons a gay and he works as a stripper at a nightclub. then the other three say: wow you must be ashamed. and the fourth guy says: no, im quite proud. his birthday was 2 weeks ago and you know what he got? he got a top of the line mercedes, a private jet, and a 25000 sq ft mansion from his 3 boyfriends.
haaahaaaa
last one
three guy's sons died, and they cremate their sons. the first guy says: im gonna drop my sons ashes in his favorite lake because he loved to swim there. the second guy says: im gonna drop his ashes out of an airplane because he loved to skydive. the third guy says: im gonna pour my son's ashes in a bowl of chili so he can rip my @$$ one more time!
get it? beans make you fart, ripping @$$, and uh anal s*x, ripping... uh yeah. don't reprt me if youre offended... eheh
life is a STD that's 100% fatal q.What do you do if you only have 5 minutes to survive?
A.Buy a life saver
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From my friend
a redhead went to see a doctor...
the doctor says whats the problem the redhead says "doctor wenever i touch my body it hurts" the docotr says show me. the redhead touches her elbow and cries OUCH the doctor says show me again this time the redhead touches her knee n cries OUCH she does this a few times wen finally the doctor says i think i no the problem the redhead says great well wats wrong with me doc the doctr says ur hnot really a redhead are you wat is ur natural hair colour the redhead says im a natural blonde and the doctor goes i see well your finger is broken!!!
well i thought that that was a funny joke lol
no offence to redheads or blondes lol the teacher asks the class:
"3 birds are sitting on a fence and a guy shoots one.How many are left?"
Lil Billy says"none cuz the other 2 would've been sacared by the first shot"
The teacher responds" No Billy, two would've been left, but I like your way of thinking"
So Lil Billy gets mad and aks her:
"Hey miss, I got a question for you. There is 3 woman sitting on bench eating ice cream.The first one is nibbling off the top, the second one is licking around all the sides, and the last one has gobbled down her ice cream and is sucking on the cone. Which one is married?"
The teacher blushes and is quiet for a second then she says:
"I'd have to say the last one who has gobbled down her ice cream and is suckign on the cone"
Lil Billy responds:
"Actually its the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your way of thinking"
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www.maximonline.com The eye for an eye tooth for a tooth method and concept must be banned.
All you end up with are two blind men who need dental treatment. when someone asks you "where is your heart" tell them its in the freezer.
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ummmmmmmmmm
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