How do you grow a baby?
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Well, if you have the seeds, you don't have enough. Fortunately, depending on the baby you want to have, you only need to add the right ingredients, water is hardly needed!
For a girl, add sugar, spice, and other nice things you can think of.
For a boy, add snakes, snails, and the wagging appendages of young puppies.
I warn against combining these ingredients, if you want only one of the two (or for the one you have to be "normal" by society's standards). However, if that sorta thing is your deal, then... it's YOUR baby!
(I know this isn't biologically true, but come on! When does an opportunity like this rise up in Y!A's, once a month?)
Other Answers:
With love.
LOL! Did your parents not have "the talk" where babies come from with you? Burn the baby!
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Satan.
Walmart might have some :p and plenty of sunlight and toys to play with
You are too young if you don't know how. Please ask your parents.This a trick question right? Ashton where are you.
Good punk question.
Try HomeDepot Or Maybe Lowes even Wal-Mart might work LOL Oh you have a wonderful sense of humor. If only we could grow babies from a woman's perception that is. It is a lot of time and pain to grow a baby the old fashion way. But in my opinion it is so worth it. I wouldn't trade being pregnant with both of my children for anything. Besides if it was that easy to have a baby all the wrong kind of people would be doing it then using the children for evil inhumane things. Good thought but no can do.
Add some water, maybe some miracle grow :p
cute ....you do it verry verry carefulLol you dont grow a baby, the bird delivers it to ur doorstep...lol Only use organic, composte soil-- babies deserve the best ;-)
hmmmmm....... interesting
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...The seeds come from a mommy and a daddy. The seeds suddenly appear when the love in that family is so great, that the mommy and daddy want to share that love with a child. Once the seed is planted, it takes nine months of the mommy feeding the seed and eating right for the baby to grow big enough and stong enough to sprout. When the time comes the mommy and the daddy take the growing baby to the hospital and the doctor checks out the baby and says that it is time to take the baby out. if u dont know,ur 2 young.
i really hope you aren't that naive. if you are go talk to your parents, if this is just a stupid question then i would have to say get a life
if you dont knw where baby's come from then you are too young. ask your parents or an adultthis is a very intersting question....no answer can be found! I ASSUME YOU MEAN BABIES FROM THE CABBAGE PATCH, GOD HAS THE SEED BUT OU MUST BE 18 AND OVER TO APPLY FOR A SEED CARD ONCE YOU HAVE TURNED 18 THE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO GROW WILL COME WITH THE SEEDS
ask mam
You buy babies at the Baby Depot. That is where you can either get the seeds or one that already has feet.What kind of question is this?????????????????????
with tender love and care, and a fertilized egg with love
show Respect
Show good things not dirty things like Porn
Send him to a good school
Teach him how to show respect to other people
Be nich to pther people
How to be nice to other people
Help other people
Show care
and other good things
well i always thought sense you could buy toys at Toy'r'us then you could buy babies at babys'r'us but my husband tells me that you can't. lol but anyway you need to ask your parents for that kinda information. they should be able to tell you a really good way because they grew you didn't they? Oh my God you cant believe that babies come from a seed form a package. When they say seed they mean the seeds in your body.
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common sense
You can't grow them with seeds.... Just with a loving couple that... you know.... =)
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