Where do babys come from?
Answers:
storks find them in cabage patches ,and then they bring them to the people by dropping them through the chimneys,
if you dont have a chimney you cant have one.
and if you dont sweep your chimney you get a black one.
that happened to a friend of mine
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they are the produce of faulty condomsthey come from the cabbage patch United States Postal Service! They deliver anything!
S.S.
um, we all came from the mighty chia-pet god. no, no, sorry. we were shot violenly out of a huge, cosmic pez dispenser, and landed here, where the atmosphere was friendly to our candied skin. or something.
Source(s):
the great PEZ theory. bill gates
Babies comes from the stork, the cabbage patch, and Santa brings little brothers. One year I asked Santa for a little brother. That year I was not very good. Instead, Santa brought me a lump of coal and a roach named Jake. The dang roach told me that Santa brought him to keep me company. That bastard:(
they come from a planet uterus :)heaven Having a baby is a form of group sex in which one female has sex with a sequence of male partners. Similar to the mating practices of cats where a female in heat is receptive to the advances of multiple male partners. It appears to be a British way of having a baby; its American equivalent would be gang bang.
When A mommy and a Daddy decide they want a baby, first they petition the courts to allow for fertilization. Once a judge has approved fertilization, the mommy and daddy turn on a hair dryer, and dance around the hairdryer in a Vienese Waltz like manner. Somehow storks are extra keen to the vibrations that Vienese Waltz's produce, and they hone in on the location. Three days later the stork pulls a child out of his warehouse, reduces it from his inventory, and ships via FedEx. The child is then lost for 8 months and a week, and so it usually arrives at the location of the Vienese waltz 9 months later.
Source(s):
Frequent Communions with Satan.
Babies are made when three planets align and they are at a 45 degree angle with the sun. They create a massive amount of gravity. The wizard from Oz uses the gravity to combine particles of pudding and Rice-Crispys to ferment inside of females. The particles are forced inside the womb by a process which involves a nail on the end of a hickory stick and a turkey-baster.
Source(s):
The ol' brain Gift from God. But that's not funny at all.
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